Monday, October 13, 2008

apples and apples

Whilst in office works the other day, i found the following brochure




Now, i may or may not be (folk) genius, however, it seems to me that it is quite simple to compare apples with apples, when one of them is obviously a pear...

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Folk Hair.

Sometimes, i get bored of my hive. I get bored of my black hair. I start to think that black hair is too harsh for me, and my hair looks like a wig.

Then I think about folk hair.

I wish I could pull of folk hair sometimes.

This is one of those times.





(i included one with Bob, becasue as you know, Bob is genius..)

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

I dont have a curfew.

Last night, whilst going on my nightly pre letterman walk (actually, this was my pre pre letterman walk, as was only 730pm) my lovely friend Virginia called to see if i wanted to climb jacobs ladder with her. Well, we decided that instead of partacting in more excersise, we would be better off drinking a beer and some plum wine and walking to the hydey to play 40c pool, which is what we did. Pool is a sport though, so technically, we did play sport.

We met two lovely gentlemen who we told our names were Nancy and Charlotte (im Charlotte, although, i prefere to called Charlie). I heard one of these lovely gentleman ask Nancy if he could borrow some money to which she said "Dude, Im playing 40c pool at the hydey, and we are drinking water. I seriously think you have more money than us"

HAHAHA.


The woman at the bank just said i am an irresponsible spender.

Ill show her irresponsible.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Claire Moloko in Personal Assistant # 2



What you can't see, is that im wearing an ugly pleated knee length skirt.

Sex.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Ha Ha.

See more funny videos at Funny or Die


I am glad i came to work today.

Sunday, August 3, 2008

Dreamboat # 2



I actually find the Hamburgler to me more attractive than Pete Doherty.

He would be the perfect boyfriend; a bad boy who will steal me cheeseburgers. what more could you want in life?

Dreamboat # 1



I find Pete Doherty to be most attractive.

Seriously.

He can bring his hobo chicness to my house any time he likes.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

would you like to smell me and get high?

yesterday, i ran out of petrol.

I ran out of petrol in a classy neigbourhood of bentley, which is where I abandoned my car to walk to the petrol station in the rain. Fortunatly, the bogan's front lawns which my car eventually stopped on was filled with a collection of other cars. i figured one more wouldn't matter.

I dont like walking around with a jerry can. The only disguise i had in the car however, was a brown paper bag from the bottle shop. So, I walked, through the rain, to the petrol station, with my jerry can now disguised as a 4L bottle of sherry.

This was actually not all that bad. I know have a new respect for my blue tights which were previously despised, as they too got wet through, and endured the adventure.

I still smell like petrol. Thats right. I continue to be classy.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Asleep at my desk.

The only pair of sunglasses that were available to me this morning in the car were robs elvis glasses. although i still maintain they are my elvis glasses, seeing as i paid for them

So, i came to work wearing my black "house boots" and Elvis glasses.

Hotness.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008